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Actual Quotes from my Dad (An English Teacher)

Dad: Why the hell did you put a comma there?
Dad: Do you even know what a participial phrase is?
Dad: Omg. He's like my favorite character of all time.
Dad: Who should I dress up as for the movie premier?
Dad: Hey are you awake? I know it's late, but you read Animal Farm, right? Yeah. I need you to read this report. I can't tell if I am just super tired or if this is actual bullshit.
Dad: Alesha wouldn't be able to spell 'definitely' right if wrote it down for her. She would fucking erase it and then write 'defiantly', because she doesn't care. I hate her.
Dad: I need you to bake brownies. I lost a bet.
Dad: Omg. You cannot ship me with Gilcher. You know I don't like tattoos and he's like twenty-five. And for Christ's sake, he teaches math.
Dad: Omg. Gilcher said the funniest thing today.
Dad: Mrs. Ashworth and I have decided to start a band. It'll be called Great Expectations.
Dad: It's like you didn't read the fucking book.
Dad: Okay. So this week you're reading this book I stole from Mrs. Ashworth's. It's like sixty pages long, but you'll love it.
Dad: *puts books on my bed for me to read everyday and demands that I read them*
Dad: My son doesn't like reading. I have not only failed him, but society. You aren't my son. Leave.
Dad: Okay. So you're getting books for Christmas. All of you. I get discounts on them since I'm a teacher, and since I'm a teacher, it's all I can afford, so...
Dad: Fucking standardized testing can go fuck itself in the ass.
Dad: I have to teach for the required testing instead of what they really need to know.
Dad: Fuck the government.
Dad: Fuck the school board.
Dad: Close the door.
Dad: Charles Dickens was so fucking pretentious, and I hate him, but he also caused change, but he's such a Dick. Ha. DICKens.
Dad: I love puns.
Dad: People who say sarcasm is the lowest form of humor are assholes.
Dad: Please shut up.
Dad: Catching Fire was the worst book but the best movie and that feels weird.
Dad: I wouldn't get so mad when you call me at school if you didn't change your ringtones to inappropriate rap music.
Dad: I fucking hate Alesha. She asked what countries were apart of Austria-Hungary today and I almost told her to get out.
Dad: You cannot visit my school in a dress that short. There are boys there.
Dad: Barbra Parks is fucking Queen.
Dad: I need you to make me a good, relaxing playlist for silent reading. I'm too lazy.
Dad: If I have to watch two of my students grind on each other at one more dance, I will kill them both.
Dad: They act like I care what they think.
Dad: I hate homework.
Dad: I have decided to become a politician.
Dad: What's the one book with the guys and the one kills the other and the chick without a name who dies and the short angry man? Mouseman? Oh my fucking gosh. Of Mice and Men. I have failed.
6 hours ago on September 22nd, 2014 | J | 232,978 notes

Reblog if you want your followers to anonymously ask you one thing they want to know about you.

1 day ago on September 21st, 2014 | J | 443,078 notes

*Thomas’ favorite song to dance to is Elvis’ Hound Dog (per Jensen) lol #DallasCon

*And he makes JJ dance with him lol #dallascon

*Jared’s already told Jensen he has to pay for the wedding lol #DallasCon

1 day ago on September 21st, 2014 | J | 2,283 notes


I’m laughing way too hard

1 day ago on September 21st, 2014 | J | 18,929 notes

Could anyone who still loves Doctor Who and is hella excited about the new season reblog this so I can follow you.


I’m so excited about it and Doctor Who is so important to me but literally my dash is covered in hate and it’s bumming me out. 

1 day ago on September 21st, 2014 | J | 4,665 notes
My favorite monster was just on stage with me, and my favorite way to kill her is to marry her and give her kids.
Jared about Gen (What’s your favorite monster?)
1 day ago on September 21st, 2014 | J | 1,259 notes
The Padalecki Engagement (◡‿◡✿) 
1 day ago on September 21st, 2014 | J | 3,619 notes



"at a certain point with all the shit metatron was spewing, even gadreel was finally like ..c’mon, really?"
-tahmoh penikett, about his character’s infamous bitchface


1 day ago on September 21st, 2014 | J | 1,603 notes

 Team TARDIS (or The Team That Shops Together) ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

1 day ago on September 21st, 2014 | J | 696 notes


-“You are fit for labor. Stand aside while this peasant unit is freed.”

2 days ago on September 21st, 2014 | J | 6,250 notes